Birth Control Department impressed by Speaker’s refusal to issue production orders

Taking inspiration from his recent actions on the issue of production orders for detained MNAs, the Birth Control Department has decided to make Speaker Asad Qaiser department their patron-in-chief.

“The way the speaker showed his muscle power to stop production orders of detained MNAs has made us proud,” said a Birth Control Department official.

Speaker has been sitting on opposition pleas for the release of production orders for MNAs Asif Zardari, Khawaja Saad Rafique, Mohsin Dawar and Ali Wazir. The list is likely to grow.

Birth Control wizards say there are so many ways to control production, the speaker has shown us with his actions.

“By making his office infertile, he has stopped the production (orders), that is encouraging for the population welfare,” the department said.

When told that Prime Minister Imran Khan was behind the stoppage of production orders for the detained MNAs, the Birth Control Department said they would name the birth control pill as Insaf Pill.

According to our sources, Speaker was happy to accept the office of the patron-in-chief of the Birth Control Department.

Opposition leaders said the development showed that the speaker office and the prime minister office had entered into an unholy marriage.