Reiterating
their usual demand of ‘do more’, the US government has asked the Pakistani
Tehreek-i-Insaf to “do more without doing anything to their public, which it
has been doing since its inception one year ago on July 25”.
“The
US congratulates the government of Pakistan on doing great things in the last
one year,” reads a message by the US State Department, issued on July 25.
“We
have observed that the government spent its energies on making plans, then
making them popular and later on scrapping them. That’s not bad. At least the
government looks busy every time. Doing nothing is also great.”
Several
US policy institutes have invited former finance minister Asad Umer to teach
them the art of making plans in the castle.
“Asad
Umer has mastered the art of making five millions houses without using even a single
brick. He also created 10 million jobs without hiring even a single person. He
remained a would-be finance minister for five years and an actual finance
minister for six months. He is a living finance marvel,” said the statement.
Commenting
on the US State Department’s statement, Asad Umer said he comment only after
constructing five million houses and creating 10 million jobs. When asked how
would he achieved such a huge targets, he said he had stopped listening to the
songs of Junaid Jamshed and his new choice was Sahir Lodhi’s songs.
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