Expecting a landmark
discovery, medical researchers and experts are examining the climate of
Islamabad as under its influence, Federal Minister Faisal Vawda has not given a
statement in the last 30 days. According to researchers, this is the longest
period in the history of mankind when Faisal Vawda has not given a laughable statement.
“The climate looks great for
the people like Faisal Vawda,” said Dr Researcher while examining the impacts
of the air and climate of Islamabad on Sunday.
He suggested if President
Trump, Saudi Crown Prince Muhammad bin Salman, Prime Minister Modi and North
Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un were made to stay in Islamabad along with
Faisal Vawda, the world would be a better place.
“Since it is impossible to
keep Trump, MBS, Modi and Kim, we should be happy with the current situation of
Faisal Vawda. He has not spoken to the media for over a month, which has
brought lots of normalcy in the country,” said the doctor.
Sources close to Faisal
Vawda, however, said the minister was all well and doing great work in his
office.
When contacted, Faisal Vawda
said the climate of Islamabad was rubbish.
“The opposition thinks that
after plastic ban, they will be able to get me gagged. I know their worth and I
know how to handle them.”
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