Given the pattern of the fate of
Imran Khan’s statements, the Pakistan Tehreek-i-Insaf has advised the party
chairman to give statements against his own party policies so that the party
manifesto could be achieved.
“We said we will not give NRO
to anyone, and you can see even those not seeking any concessions have won NRO without
many efforts” said a party leader, who joined the PTI three hours ago, at a high-level
meeting in Gani Bala on Monday.
Much to the shock of the new
entrant, the party agreed to his suggestion.
“Ive also been thinking
along these lines, and wanted to say something like this but at the eleventh
hour, I would take a U-turn,” said a one-year-old PTI central leader.
After much brooding and 101
U-turns, and W-turns, the party announced a party policy:
1: NRO will be given to Asif
Zardari and Hamza Shahbaz too.
2: One crore jobs will be
curtailed and five million houses demolished.
3: PTI will not win the next
elections.
4: Sheikh Rasheed will not
be hired as a peon.
5: The PTI manifesto will
NOT be followed.
6: 5,000 people will NOT be
executed.
7: Price hike will see new
heights.
8: TikTok girls will be
allowed everywhere.
9: Tax net
will NOT be widened.
10: U-turns will be taken more
frequently.
Shockingly, the PPP and PMLN
have protested the NRO offer, while Sheikh Rasheed also looked resigned to
fate.
The new policy triggered jubilation
in party circles.
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