Announcing the landmark
discovery of medicine to fight life-threatening diseases, world’s leading scientists have
declared, and all in one voice, that Qatari grapes can cure all sort of
diseases within minutes, and without leaving any sour or tangy taste in mouth.
“The amazing dose of a
few Qatari grapes not only improves platelets, it can make a chronic patient
healthy and hearty within minutes,” said the Qatar Airways crew, which
experimented the grapes on Mian Nawaz Sharif, the former prime minister, and in
the news for his Panama companies, and chronic illness for quite sometimes, during a flight from Doha to London on Tuesday.
“We can confirm that
just seeing the grapes, Mian Sahib recovered very fast, and after
eating them, he also ate his favorite Buryani, Alo Gosht, Paratha, Sir Paye,
and Lahori Channay,” said the crew in a statement.
An insider of the PML-N,
however, claimed that Mian Sahib recovered too fast because he made no deal
with the PTI regime.
“If anything can be
credited with the recovery of Mian Sahib, it is the Pakistan’s justice system, which
made him a free man, a happy man and a healthy man,” said the leader on the
condition of not disclosing their name, gender, locality and party office.
When asked for the
reason for such a strong anonymity terms, the
leader-cum-worker-cum-self-made-party representative said that no one knew if
Mian Sahib had gone after striking a deal.
“In case, he doesn’t
return, I need to make my future safe by looking for an opportunity in some
other parties,” said the leader with serious looks.
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