Dollar has promised to come
down when the weather cools down and the government and the public of Pakistan regain
senses, which is likely to happen in October. In a costly message to the
finance wizards and the talk shows hosts of Pakistan, $$$ dollar said that
summer used to be a cool time in Pakistan.
“But not anymore,” thundered
$$$ from the peaks not visible to naked eyes.
“Statements by government
and opposition functionaries are adding heat to the weather, which makes it difficult
for me to keep low. So, sorry. First, you people need to behave and be nice to
each other, and then I’ll start coming down.”
The million dollar statement
said that when the American bill was historically low to Pakistani rupee, the
condition of the public did not improve much.
“Tell me when the public was
happy and comfortable in those times when I was not so high. So, the exchange
rate doesn’t matter much. Basically, it is your lust and incompetence that is
making the people’s lives worst.”
Reacting to the announcement,
government’s spokesperson Dr Firdous Ashiq Awan laughed and said that now even
dollar itself had confirmed that the opposition was corrupt and that the
government was on the right track.
Dollar denied Dr Firdous
Awan’s statement but Dr Awan snubbed it, saying that it should watch the PTV to
see for the facts.
The opposition alliance
welcomed dollar’s statement and said the US bill had confirmed their concerns
that the government was corrupt.
Dollar again issued a statement
clarifying that it did not mean so.
Opposition parties have
announced that they would discuss the dollar statement at an ifrat-dinner,
where payments would be made in dollars.
Dollar queen Ayan Ali was
not available for comment.
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