Holy Moon Mining and Sighting
Committee Chairman Mufti No Moon Sighted has decided to teach NASA the art of
moon sighting without actually seeing it, and he would also help the American aeronautics and space body to locate and
rehabilitee their lost and dead Curiosity Rover.
Mr No Moon Sighted announced this neither at a press conference nor
through a press release. Our gut feeling is that sources close to him are
saying so. NASA did not release any update on these reports.
Anyhow, the
future will tell what is Mr No Moon Sighted is up to, but it is said that he
would help NASA on how not to see the crescent and that how to see it on a
cloudy day.
Reacting to the
reports, Peshawar-based astronaut Popalzai has
announced reaching NASA office two days ahead of Mr No Moon’s arrival there.
“You know how we
have been beating him over the years over the issue of moon,” he smiled.
Undeterred by the
Peshawar problem, Mr No Moon said he would land at NASA office with his
technology – the committee members, who are seen around him on TV screens on a
night, when everybody is expecting it to be a Chaand Raat.
He also
supported prime minister’s announcement of combining spiritually and science,
and said he had already brought the two closer.
“If you see
through my eyes, you can clearly see Qamar, I mean the moon, on the horizon of
Pakistan,” he said. He did not explain further.
Prime Minister Imran
Khan said on Sunday at a ceremony after laying the foundation stone of a
university near Sohawa town of Jhelum district the university would link
science and spirituality. We consider spirituality a super science which needs
research and that research will be conducted here,” Mr Khan said.
The prime minister said that 35 per cent students of the university would be given spiritual scholarships and the institution would be
run on the pattern of spirituality, adding that the institution was being set
up through funds raised by spirits.
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