A day after he announced his
landmark project of promoting spirituality and science and technology along spiritual
lines, Prime Time Minister Khan 92 announced creating the Ministry of
Spirituality and Science and elevated his advisor and decades-old lieutenant Mul
Haq as the minister for Spirituality and Science, according to our spirituality
beat reporter, who learned about the development from supernatural sources.
Before Mul Haq could take
oath, Science and Technology Minister, who loves to be known as former information
minister, Betab Chaudhry tweeted: Look what’s happening here in naya Pakistan?
Spiritual forces, however, diminished
this twitter war.
Social media remained
unaware of the development, so no twitter trends could be developed. Another
reason for social media inaction on the development was a spat (which later
tuned out to be a serious fight on social media) between the talk show anchor
and social media sensation on a local rating-hungry TV channel.
The anchor shouted at the
guest and bullied him at one time.
The newly-created ministry, however,
reacted strongly to the talk show match, and said this happened due to people’s
lack of understanding of otherworldly matters.
The new ministry would help
the cricket team win the world cup so that another prime minister could be
manufactured in the next 22 years.
No government person was
ready to comment on the development.
“We know that you’re doing
it for your satire piece, so this is not worth comment,” said a person who
lives 200km from Banigala.
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