Revealing startling results of a newly-conducted survey about the
performances of four chief ministers. the Gallop finds Chief Minister Usman far
ahead of his three other counterparts because of his calling the month of
fasting as Ramyan, not Ramazan or Ramadan. A majority of the people liked him
because of his hairstyle, and not lifestyle or governance style.
The Sindh chief minister, Murad Ali Shah, stood at the fourth number
because most of the respondents said that since Murad Ali Shah belonged to the
PPP, so he must be at the fourth. Up to 51 per cent of the young respondents rejected
him because he was caught saying Ramzan Sharif in a Tv talk show. Respondents
advised him to change his hairstyle which he has not changed in the last four
years.
Moreover, they said he speaks too fast and tries to be the copy of
Shahbaz Sharif, whereas Usman Buzdar speaks slow and often he doesn’t he even
speak to anyone.
Young respondents also gave 100 marks of performance to Prime Minister
Imran Khan ‘for not making any tall or short claim in the last two weeks’.
His best work so far is that he has been silent for two weeks, said
respondents.
By the time of filing this report, more Gallop results were being
prepared in the mentorship of Farhan Virk. Keep visiting us for more updates.
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