PML-Afternoon reacts to book being written on leader

 Ace journalist Saw-Lee Za-on-the Fire has announced writing a book on the life and struggle of PML-Afternoon twitter faction leader Merry Safe-Door. The PML-Afternoon has, however, reacted strongly to the news and said they would try hard that the book did not happen.

“The greatest leader of the century who changed the politics of the Subcontinent, if not the world, with her terrifying tweets will be the subject of my upcoming book,” Saw-Lee Za-on-the-Fire told himself in his byline published in his newspaper on Tuesday.

“The book will see the day of the light when she is in power otherwise she should forget it,” he added.

Reacting to the announcement, Tali, Dani and Jani addressed a joint conference where they said they suspected that the book was going to be just another Re-Reham episode, and they opposed it.

Tali said, “Look, we advise Saw-Lee Za-on-the-Fire to please keep on doing journalism kion ke is me bahut paisa hi and that too not on our leader Merry Safe-Door because ...” before he could complete the sentence, Dani pushed him aside and grabbed the mice.

“Listen to me, Imran Khan, go and get 1,000 books published against or for our leader but it seems you have not learned any lesson from the book which was written and released ahead of elections. Did it make any difference to you?”

On the other hand, Saw-Lee Za-on-the-Fire said the book would be a textbook of public relation.

“My whole life has been dedicated to serving the power corridor. Now, if Marry Safe-Door gets any chance to become a prime time minister, I will be the first to salute her in the prime time minister office and present the book.”